tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-49097754673626317072024-02-07T17:04:46.494-08:00Aspas BizarrasUm "blog" com as "aspas" mais "divertidas" que encontramos por "aí".
É uma versão brasileira não-autorizada - um "plágio" - do americano http://www.unnecessaryquotes.com/.
Mande sua contribuição para aspasbizarras@gmail.com! Todas as fotos são de minha autoria, salvo indicação contrária.Unknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger144125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4909775467362631707.post-78552474254626514082016-06-06T06:58:00.000-07:002016-06-06T06:58:03.635-07:00"Banheiro" "quebrado" <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Tudo em ordem por aqui.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4909775467362631707.post-63545593280784435722016-06-03T06:58:00.000-07:002016-06-03T06:58:04.419-07:00"Assado"<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<br />O pastel deve estar frito.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4909775467362631707.post-42231679727982014722016-05-31T06:51:00.003-07:002016-05-31T06:52:15.582-07:00"Clientes"<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Pelo jeito eles estão precisando de garçons.<br /><br /><i>Dica do Cabral e do Lucena</i>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4909775467362631707.post-1280677956285720832016-05-18T09:46:00.000-07:002016-05-18T09:46:09.538-07:00Essa eu deixo a interpretação para vocês<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<br />Não consegui chegar a nenhuma piada sobre o que seria "cagar". Só sei que é proibido.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4909775467362631707.post-12775652975177078642016-05-14T09:43:00.000-07:002016-05-14T09:43:00.930-07:00"Orgia"<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<br />Deixando a bagunça do condômino de lado... o que a Administração quis ao meter (ops!) essas aspas em "orgia", hein?Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4909775467362631707.post-40331367180369474322016-05-11T09:38:00.000-07:002016-05-11T09:38:00.787-07:00"Urgente"<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<br />Cunha já caiu, mas o protesto fica.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4909775467362631707.post-1544604262231003182016-05-08T09:32:00.002-07:002016-05-08T09:39:41.646-07:00O dia das "mães" é "hoje" <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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"Hoje" meu corpo não é perfeito, me chamam de "mãe"Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4909775467362631707.post-57189639630502699642016-02-26T04:19:00.000-08:002016-02-26T04:19:03.002-08:00"Traga trocado evite" <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<br />"Traga trocado evite" transtorno. A foto tá ruim, mas é isso o que consta no cartaz. Bacana, não?<br /><br /><br />Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4909775467362631707.post-1049699146601393222016-02-23T04:17:00.000-08:002016-02-23T04:17:18.724-08:00Vai 'faltar' maconha<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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O AMIGO INTERNAUTA Jay mandou essa sugestão e questionou: aspas simples também vale? Ah, vale sim! O que importa é a bizarrice aí contida.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4909775467362631707.post-38046156300557534482016-02-02T03:20:00.002-08:002016-02-02T03:20:29.559-08:00"Somente pessoal autorizado"<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span style="font-size: xx-small;">Brasília-DF</span></div>
<br />Ouviram o recado, certo?Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4909775467362631707.post-53996221755913870662016-01-14T02:52:00.000-08:002016-01-14T02:52:05.692-08:00"Lave as mãos"<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<br />Ajude na prevenção de doenças. A prevenção de aspas bizarras não precisa.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4909775467362631707.post-52600197619923387632016-01-07T02:41:00.000-08:002016-01-07T02:43:39.784-08:00"Carpaccio de lagarto"<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Mas a melhor parte é o "Temos", sem dúvidas.<br /><br /><i>Contribuição do Lucena</i>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4909775467362631707.post-76495808871266038112015-08-18T01:05:00.000-07:002015-08-18T01:05:00.301-07:00"Pantufas"<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<br />Nada de pantufas, crianças; prefiram as "pantufas".Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4909775467362631707.post-32157049649814794922015-08-15T05:13:00.000-07:002015-08-15T05:13:00.339-07:00"Geleia de mocotó"<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<br />O que seria uma "geleia", hein? Sobre o mocotó, só digo uma coisa: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7xsmbjL6T4">que bom</a>.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4909775467362631707.post-57318663373093003932015-08-12T05:04:00.003-07:002015-08-12T05:04:46.593-07:00"Ele"<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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"Ele"? Sei não. Sei não.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4909775467362631707.post-84516370654926327632015-08-06T05:56:00.000-07:002015-08-06T05:56:00.558-07:00"RS"<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<br />Sei lá, pra mim parece que eles não estavam se referindo ao estado, e sim utilizando o "rs" das risadas na internet, não?Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4909775467362631707.post-67122476030446537162015-08-04T05:56:00.003-07:002015-08-04T05:56:26.704-07:00"Hoje" é um novo dia<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span style="font-size: xx-small;">São Paulo-SP</span></div>
<br />Um "novo" tempo já "começou".<br />
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<i>Dica da Carol Pereira</i>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4909775467362631707.post-16135425153418278442015-02-16T00:59:00.000-08:002015-02-16T00:59:00.304-08:00"Roupas"<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<i><span style="font-size: xx-small;">Brasília-DF</span></i></div>
<br />Em tempos de carnaval, será que o "roupas" em questão não se refere às fantasias?Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4909775467362631707.post-76671873436874289442015-02-14T05:45:00.001-08:002015-02-14T05:45:32.137-08:00"Alelo"<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span style="font-size: xx-small;"><i>São Bernardo do Campo-SP</i></span></div>
<br />Confesso que tenho minhas dúvidas sobre essas caso: o sinal acima do E de Alelo sugere que isso não seja necessariamente um sinal de aspas...<br /><br />Que dizem?Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4909775467362631707.post-72129666803575930322015-01-27T01:22:00.000-08:002015-01-27T01:22:00.614-08:00"Área de risco" <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span style="font-size: xx-small;">São Bernardo do Campo-SP</span></div>
<br />"Área de risco". Fica o recado: segurança para todos lá!Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4909775467362631707.post-77954781580942099432015-01-25T01:20:00.004-08:002015-01-25T01:20:42.511-08:00Passaporte<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<br />Essa é do Twitter oficial da Libertadores. Ajudem aí, o que seria um "estrangeiro"?<br /><br /><i>Dica do VD</i>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4909775467362631707.post-37354140530640757002014-12-17T13:53:00.001-08:002014-12-17T13:53:39.750-08:00"Nossas crianças"<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span style="font-size: xx-small;">São Paulo-SP</span></div>
<br />Obrigado, <a href="http://noticias.terra.com.br/brasil/cidades/viver-sp/blog/2014/12/16/moradores-do-itaim-bibi-protestam-contra-faixa-de-onibus/">pessoal do Itaim Bibi.</a> "Muito" obrigado.<br /><br /><i>E obrigado também a todos que me sugeriram essa!</i>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4909775467362631707.post-53204760246097022582014-11-04T04:56:00.004-08:002014-11-04T04:56:49.941-08:00"Se"<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<br />Não, não é a música do Djavan. E sim um uso bizarro de aspas num cartaz de divulgação do Belo.<br />
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<i>Dica do Thiago</i>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4909775467362631707.post-21318207280700280682014-09-26T16:00:00.001-07:002014-09-26T16:01:12.113-07:00Técnico "de verdade"<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span style="font-size: xx-small;">São Paulo-SP</span></div>
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Protesto dos torcedores do Corinthians. Por aí vê-se que eles querem um técnico de mentira.<br />
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(Segunda vez que os corintianos aparecem aqui. A primeira foi logo em um dos posts iniciais do blog. <a href="http://aspasbizarras.blogspot.com.br/2013/04/comedia.html">Reveja!</a>)<br />
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<i>Foto do Esporte Interativo, dica do Iamin</i><br />
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<br />Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4909775467362631707.post-62448610150597128432014-09-10T04:45:00.000-07:002014-09-10T04:45:00.701-07:00Minha "casa" minha vida<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span style="font-size: xx-small;">Brasília-DF</span></div>
<br />Fica bem claro: quem comprar a Tele-Sena concorre a uma "casa".Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0